My darling friend and I were out and about Saturday. We ventured out of the city to White Bear Lake- Go Bears! (As in
this Fargo scene.) Oh yeAH.
On our way back to the freeway, we spied this genius landscaping scene:
Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the f--- is this? The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer. So majestic! Those are my kind of bushes! Bowling bushes!
Do you think they drive one of these?:

It's got that Clear Coat. Ya know they put the Clear Coat on at the factory.
I'll bet you have a house like this in your town, I HOPE you do! What does it look like? Could you draw it? I'll post it!