The fair is a place of joy and pride in our great state. People show off their best talents and check out what innovations are in store for us in our bright Minnesota future.
Plus, this year they are allowing real beer at the fair (rather than 3.2 beer).
I once had a friend who said "People who wear sweatpants in public have given up on life." A very un-state fair fashion statement.
Does this hold true if you are also sporting a bowler hat and a pork chop on a stick?
The extreme frown, sweats and flip flops send a really mixed message here.
I would not hold the mustard stain against him, most people at the fair are stylin' with a sauce stain somewhere.